Calico-neko

The tools you will need depend on your mood. If you feel content and lazy, then access a computer with a keyboard. If you feel slightly more dramatic, get a notebook and a black ballpoint pen. Actually, buy those pens in bulk. Write your resume on them. Give them away at your next wine tasting/gala/court date. Day One: 1. This is the most important step. Make a strong pot of coffee. 2. Hover around the kitchen until the coffee machine beeps in a tone that says, 'I love filtering and heating water through ground coffee beans.' 3. Pour a good-sized serving. Wait for it to cool to a less mouth-melting temperature. 4. Drink the coffee. Make